Wide-leg joggers featuring an all-over print of the essentials: eagles, American flags, M4 rifles, rattlesnakes, F-14 Tomcats, dogs, submachine guns, an A-10 Warthog, and the Lord. These will be your favorite pants. You know this. We know this. God knows this. 

This isn't a difficult choice.

They're handmade using recycled polyester. They don't fade. They're incredibly easy to take care of, and they're so damn comfortable it's not even fair. 

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in North America
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Europe
• Wide-leg cut
• Relaxed fit
• Side pockets
• Elastic waistband with a drawstring
• Tear-away care label

Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

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